I can’t say I was stunned to learn that a Sox fan followed the example of Philly Taser Boy, Steve Consalvi and ran onto U.S. Cellular Field last night, probably in hopes of being tased himself. Unfortunately, Sox security wasn’t equipped to do so and simply handcuffed and dragged the moron away to the real “Cell” underneath the stadium. Hopefully, he received some special treatment there.
But I guess I shouldn’t be so quick to judge. It’s possible the guy was actually a disgruntled Cubs fan trying to attack former Cuba reject and current Blue Jays closer, Kevin Gregg, who was arguably the most annoying closer in Cubs history.