Dude, put that away.

“Yeah, just happy I did it, it was pretty cool. You don’t have to have a six pack to play sports or to be an athlete, so I figured I’d give it a shot, see how it looks.”

— Prince Fielder on appearing in ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue

You’re a true inspiration to all us fat guys.  Now I’m going to go throw up.

A wise man once said to a naked man on the subway who wasn’t ashamed of his obesity:

“Exactly, that’s your problem.  You should be.”

Jerry Seinfeld

…and then they started talking about the Mets…