“Yeah, just happy I did it, it was pretty cool. You don’t have to have a six pack to play sports or to be an athlete, so I figured I’d give it a shot, see how it looks.”
— Prince Fielder on appearing in ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue
You’re a true inspiration to all us fat guys. Now I’m going to go throw up.
A wise man once said to a naked man on the subway who wasn’t ashamed of his obesity:
“Exactly, that’s your problem. You should be.”
— Jerry Seinfeld
…and then they started talking about the Mets…