Join the movement! Major League A*Holes needs your help getting the Giants to place a cardboard cutout of our very own Peter Verniere in Oracle Park. Is there a better way to mock a ridiculous cash grab by billionaire owners than to crowdfund the outrageous $99 they’re charging fans for the honor of getting their two-dimensional faces in the seats? If we’re successful, we’ll be sure to request a seat near the new bullpens that they forgot to put in the original stadium plans.

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