The #Cubs released a fancy hype video to their fans Tuesday night announcing baseball’s triumphant return. And while we were all happy to finally get the news that millionaires and billionaires finally settled their obnoxious $hit $how (well, kinda not really), their haughty “There Will Be Baseball” proclamation comes off as if they are doing us all a favor. It’s as if we should salute their tireless efforts to bring us the game they’ve actively been working to destroy. The obvious irony of accidentally(?) referencing PT Anderson‘s classic film There Will Be Blood and its admonishment of blind capitalist greed was clearly lost on everyone involved.