Jose Quintana is an enigma. From his quiet demeanor to his overlooked dominance for five-plus years on the South Side — his outstanding mid-3 ERA was undermined by ZERO run support from a terrible White Sox offense leading to a subpar win/loss record — to his inexplicably mediocre Cubs’ career thus far, Q has continued to confound fans. Now a bizarre household accident that seriously jeopardizes his availability just before an already extremely short 2020 season only adds to his perplexing legacy.