#CardboardPeteNeedsaSeat started out as a movement to mock the San Francisco Giants for their crass attempt at a cash grab to bilk dumb fans out of a Benjamin for a crappy cardboard cutout of themselves to be placed in the stands of Oracle Park. 

However, we’re pivoting to a far more constructive cause that just so happens to be spearheaded by none other than your Chicago White Sox. The Sox are doing a much better job of mocking the Giants’ pathetic panhandling by turning their misguided concept on its head and charging fans half as much for the ridiculous promotion while donating all proceeds to charity. 

So help us put Cardboard Pete in a seat at Sox Park by visiting our GoFundMe page and donating as little as $5 to actually make Major League A*Holes a conduit for a good cause. Who da thunk?