EPISODE 33:

  • BREAKING Marquee Network News: Comcast deal is DONE and it’s about fucking time
  • White Sox kicked the shit out of the Cubs this week, for what it’s worth (not much)
  • What the Mookie Betts blockbuster deal means for the Cubs trying to resign Kris Bryant and Javy Baez
  • SOXual Harassment: No More Nomar Mazara?
  • TIGER SHIT: The Jordan Zimmerman Disaster and service time manipulation
  • Expanded playoffs made too much sense to pass up
  • Toronto can’t play in Toronto and other Shit We Couldn’t Make Up
  • The #CardboardPeteNeedsaSeat at Sox Park saga continues…
  • Asshole of the Week: The Cleveland Baseball Team

118 | WBC Beats Fake Baseball Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

The #WorldBaseballClassic brings a refreshing and merciful end to a long offseason  |  Despite spending over $300M on more free agents than anyone in MLB this offseason, the #Cubs are confusing activity with accomplishment  |  After 31 years and almost $1 BILLION in contracts signed and unsigned, the Carlos Correa Saga reached a dramatic conclusion  |  Scott Harris and the #Tigers are making significant changes on the field, off the field, and even TO the field for 2023  | BONUS: Name Smitty's fantasy team! WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/
  1. 118 | WBC Beats Fake Baseball
  2. Sox Type Thing #18 |The Pitch Clock Revolution Will Be Televised
  3. 117 | The 4th Annual Asshole of the Year
  4. 116 | José Abreu to the Cubs: Clickbait or Legit?
  5. 115 | Off-Season To-Do Lists