
EPISODE 33:
- BREAKING Marquee Network News: Comcast deal is DONE and it’s about fucking time
- White Sox kicked the shit out of the Cubs this week, for what it’s worth (not much)
- What the Mookie Betts blockbuster deal means for the Cubs trying to resign Kris Bryant and Javy Baez
- SOXual Harassment: No More Nomar Mazara?
- TIGER SHIT: The Jordan Zimmerman Disaster and service time manipulation
- Expanded playoffs made too much sense to pass up
- Toronto can’t play in Toronto and other Shit We Couldn’t Make Up
- The #CardboardPeteNeedsaSeat at Sox Park saga continues…
- Asshole of the Week: The Cleveland Baseball Team

118 | WBC Beats Fake Baseball – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
The #WorldBaseballClassic brings a refreshing and merciful end to a long offseason | Despite spending over $300M on more free agents than anyone in MLB this offseason, the #Cubs are confusing activity with accomplishment | After 31 years and almost $1 BILLION in contracts signed and unsigned, the Carlos Correa Saga reached a dramatic conclusion | Scott Harris and the #Tigers are making significant changes on the field, off the field, and even TO the field for 2023 | BONUS: Name Smitty's fantasy team!
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