Our never-ending quest to get #CardboardPete a seat at Sox Park might have come to fruition if it hadn’t been for one philanthropic narcissist weirdo named Paul Garrett.
102 | Sox Still Mired in Mediocrity – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
Should White Sox fans be Patient or Panic as the club continues to struggle offensively and hover around .500? | Celebrity Sox Type Thing: Tim Anderson vs. Ozzie Guillen | Cubs were the HOTTEST team in baseball for a moment as a few rookies had memorable debuts | Even with Tarik Skubal emerging as a true ace and Miguel Cabrera looking like his old MVP self, the Rays added insult to injury as the Tigers lose their FIFTH starting pitcher to the IL while Isaac Paredes makes fans question trading him in the most ironic way | The hapless Reds go Less Than Zero finding a way to lose their own special brand of No-No of the Week | Joe West gains some credibility and our most unlikely Anti-Hero of the Week award | Matt Harvey takes our saddest and most tragic Asshole of the Week dishonor
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…and who the fuck wears a “business casual” collared shirt with the tiny team logo emblazoned on their left titty!? This looks like a guy who would show up late and then stand around looking for his seat for half and hour.