Our never-ending quest to get #CardboardPete a seat at Sox Park might have come to fruition if it hadn’t been for one philanthropic narcissist weirdo named Paul Garrett.
34 | A Predictably Fucked Up Week 1 – Major League A*Holes: The Show
BREAKING outbreak news is getting a little too close to home | Cubs offense and starters looking solid, but the bullpen is a fucking disaster | White Sox offense is potent despite questionable lineup construction | Tigers are leading baseball in homers… and strikeouts | Giants/YAZ using aerodynamics to their advantage? | #FreeJoeKelly | Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins
…and who the fuck wears a “business casual” collared shirt with the tiny team logo emblazoned on their left titty!? This looks like a guy who would show up late and then stand around looking for his seat for half and hour.