Will the Mookie Betts $365M blockbuster deal be viewed as an outlier and just a lingering relic of baseball’s financial past? Or will these types of deals remain the benchmark for stars looking for extensions like Kris Bryant and Javy Baez even in a post-COVID economy? At the very least, it confirms all owners who have been crying poor are total frauds just as we thought all along.

34 | A Predictably Fucked Up Week 1 Major League A*Holes: The Show

BREAKING outbreak news is getting a little too close to home  |  Cubs offense and starters looking solid, but the bullpen is a fucking disaster  |  White Sox offense is potent despite questionable lineup construction  |  Tigers are leading baseball in homers… and strikeouts  |  Giants/YAZ using aerodynamics to their advantage?  |  #FreeJoeKelly  | Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins
  1. 34 | A Predictably Fucked Up Week 1
  2. 33 | Happy Opening Fucking Day!
  3. 32 | 2020 Season Preview? (if we're lucky)
  4. 31 | MLB's Not-So-Happy Summer Campers
  5. 30 | Welcome to Summer Camp 2020!