Jon Lester was dominant for the Cubs in his season debut, but the bullpen — especially Craig Kimbrel — was a fucking disaster, almost blowing a seven-run lead.
1. Cubs (3-1)
2. Tigers (2-2)
2. Giants (2-2)
4. White Sox (1-2)
60 | Welcome to IN THE HOLE! – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
Big news for the podcast as we unveil a new name and launch a goddamn t-shirt shop | #SFGiants seize control of the A*Hole standing as the only team above .500 | At least the #Cubs futility brings some clarity | #WhiteSox storylines are abundant | Miggy's iconic Opening Day blast and Baddoo's breakout mark fleeting fun start to #Tigers season | #Athletics dismal start compounded by major injuries | Bizarre Boston/Nike unis harbinger of strange looks to come in Chicago | Trevor Bauer's sticky balls are the talk of the town — just the way he likes it | Even the #Mets disapprove of their bullshit walk-off win | Asshole of the Week: Chris Young
