Javy Baez blasted two bombs and a double as the Cubs continued to roll in the NL Central and in our A*Hole standings.

1. Cubs (4-1)
2. Tigers (3-2)
2. Giants (2-3)
4. White Sox (1-4)

34 | A Predictably Fucked Up Week 1 Major League A*Holes: The Show

BREAKING outbreak news is getting a little too close to home  |  Cubs offense and starters looking solid, but the bullpen is a fucking disaster  |  White Sox offense is potent despite questionable lineup construction  |  Tigers are leading baseball in homers… and strikeouts  |  Giants/YAZ using aerodynamics to their advantage?  |  #FreeJoeKelly  | Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins
  1. 34 | A Predictably Fucked Up Week 1
  2. 33 | Happy Opening Fucking Day!
  3. 32 | 2020 Season Preview? (if we're lucky)
  4. 31 | MLB's Not-So-Happy Summer Campers
  5. 30 | Welcome to Summer Camp 2020!