JaCoby Jones took a ball off the fucking jaw last night and then took a ball out of the goddamn park tonight (to go along with two doubles) to give the Tigers their fourth victory.
1. Tigers (4-2)
1. Cubs (4-2)
3. Giants (3-3)
4. White Sox (2-4)
34 | A Predictably Fucked Up Week 1 – Major League A*Holes: The Show
BREAKING outbreak news is getting a little too close to home | Cubs offense and starters looking solid, but the bullpen is a fucking disaster | White Sox offense is potent despite questionable lineup construction | Tigers are leading baseball in homers… and strikeouts | Giants/YAZ using aerodynamics to their advantage? | #FreeJoeKelly | Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins
