• BREAKING outbreak news is getting a little too close to home
  • Cubs offense and starters looking solid, but the bullpen is a fucking disaster
  • White Sox offense is potent despite questionable lineup construction 
  • Tigers are leading baseball in homers… and strikeouts
  • Giants/YAZ using aerodynamics to their advantage?
  • Shit We Couldn’t Make Up: #FreeJoeKelly
  • Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins

59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day! Major League A*Holes: The Show

April Fool's hijinks and Opening Day roster surprises  |  Javy Baez is NOT Francisco Lindor just like Anthony Rizzo is NOT Paul Goldschmidt, so STOP fucking comparing them  |  Trying to stream Marquee Network is a completely FUBAR experience  |  NostraDumbass: Predictions for MVP, Cy Young, and ROY  |  Bad Tweets: Where are all the White Sox fans? #Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics #MLB #OpeningDay
  1. 59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day!
  2. 58 | White Sox NOT Completely Fucked by Eloy's Folly
  3. Fantasy Special '21
  4. 57 | Cubs/Sox Polar Opposite 5-Year Anniversaries
  5. 56 | Fans Back in the Fucking Stands!