Not all heroes wear capes. We needed a hero to serve justice when Major League Baseball failed to punish any of the Houston Astros for their infamous cheating scandal. Joe Kelly is that hero. Joe Kelly is a goddamn hero. #FreeJoeKelly

35 | Way Too Early Red Line World Series Trash Talk Major League A*Holes: The Show

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