Kris Bryant (aka “Christ Bryant”) returned from the dead to secure the Cubs’ eighth win and their best start since 2016 with a home run in the seventh. Hmm… that year sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
- Cubs (8-2)
- White Sox (6-4)
- Tigers (5-5)
- Giants (5-6)
125 | When .500 Feels Like a Major Feat – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
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