Kris Bryant (aka “Christ Bryant”) returned from the dead to secure the Cubs’ eighth win and their best start since 2016 with a home run in the seventh. Hmm… that year sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
- Cubs (8-2)
- White Sox (6-4)
- Tigers (5-5)
- Giants (5-6)
51 | No Worries, Mate! Sox Sign Hendriks – Major League A*Holes: The Show
White Sox continue to not fuck around and sign the best closer on the market | The market was better for Kyle Schwarber than anyone thought | Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade were greatly exaggerated | Jon "Boog" Sciambi becomes the new voice of the Cubs | Marcell Ozuna to the Giants? | Does anyone even bother listening to Rob Manfred anymore? | Asshole of the Week: first-time Hall of Fame voter makes it all about himself
