Eloy Jimenez was lucky to avoid serious injury after once again slamming into the outfield wall. White Sox groundskeeper Roger Bossard may need to construct a warning track for the warning track to help protect the star outfielder from his own lack of spacial awareness.
White Sox continue to not fuck around and sign the best closer on the market | The market was better for Kyle Schwarber than anyone thought | Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade were greatly exaggerated | Jon "Boog" Sciambi becomes the new voice of the Cubs | Marcell Ozuna to the Giants? | Does anyone even bother listening to Rob Manfred anymore? | Asshole of the Week: first-time Hall of Fame voter makes it all about himself