Cubs win our premature breakdown of the 2020 Cubs/Sox World Series | White Sox have made Chicago the “City of Bad Shoulders” | Public masturbation, brO-HIO hatred from Ozzie, terrible excuses from Jeter, and more of the funniest Shit We Couldn’t Make Up | Asshole of the Week: Cards president, John Mozeliak
75 | Hottest Team in Baseball? Your Detroit Fucking Tigers! – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
The #Tigers are *arguably* the HOTTEST team in baseball since the All-Star break | Could Jonathan Schoop and Jose Cisnero be on the move from Motown to the Southside? | Stellar #WhiteSox vs. #Brewers pitching matchups could be a #WorldSeries preview | More minor league drama for Yermin Mercedes and Eloy Jiménez | Lance Lynn, Sox consummate budding relationship with 2-year, $38M extension | Kris Bryant's "fatigued" hamstring awakens in time to squash tired injury narrative for the #Cubs just before the trade deadline | Potential Craig Kimbrel trade partners list grows | A disinterested Anthony Rizzo might get a wakeup call in Boston or New York | Despite criticism, Javy Baez is still among MLB elite | #SFGiants remain #ResilientSF despite limited expectations | It's officially time for the #Athletics and the City of Oakland to break the fuck up | Sticky Fingers Sticky Balls cliffhanger resolved in very predictable fashion | Does Bob Nightengale have some sort of cognitive disability we probably shouldn't be making fun of any more? | Mysterious sponsor patch appears on #MLB umpires' uniforms | ASSTHETICS: Even Cleveland seemed embarrassed by the release of their boring new name and amateurish logo set
#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor
