The Cubs should be wrapping up an exciting three-game series in St. Louis with their rival Cardinals. Instead, they’re sitting at home as the Cards have had to cancel over a week’s worth of games due to a coronavirus outbreak in their clubhouse.

Was it a casino visit? An Ozark trip? Nothing of the sort? Who gives a fuck? Regardless of the cause, Cardinals president John Mozeliak had a responsibility to be completely transparent to help find out how COVID-19 ravaged his club and is jeopardizing the 2020 MLB season. Instead, he’s attacked those efforts, calling investigations “sickening and annoying” thus endangering lives in his disgusting, futile efforts to save the Cardinals’ tattered reputation.

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