It was too hard (sorry, bad pun) to decide if the better title for this piece would be “Car Jacker” or “Heavy Diddle Parking Lot” but either way Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire‘s “auto” erotic (sorry, worse pun) tale definitely fits our criteria for Shit We Couldn’t Make Up.

UPDATE: The Braves have the best organist on the planet!

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60 | Welcome to IN THE HOLE! Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Big news for the podcast as we unveil a new name and launch a goddamn t-shirt shop  |  #SFGiants seize control of the A*Hole standing as the only team above .500  |  At least the #Cubs futility brings some clarity  |  #WhiteSox storylines are abundant  |  Miggy's iconic Opening Day blast and Baddoo's breakout mark fleeting fun start to #Tigers season  |  #Athletics dismal start compounded by major injuries  |  Bizarre Boston/Nike unis harbinger of strange looks to come in Chicago  |  Trevor Bauer's sticky balls are the talk of the town — just the way he likes it  |  Even the #Mets disapprove of their bullshit walk-off win  |  Asshole of the Week: Chris Young
  1. 60 | Welcome to IN THE HOLE!
  2. 59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day!
  3. 58 | White Sox NOT Completely Fucked by Eloy's Folly
  4. Fantasy Special '21
  5. 57 | Cubs/Sox Polar Opposite 5-Year Anniversaries