It was too hard (sorry, bad pun) to decide if the better title for this piece would be “Car Jacker” or “Heavy Diddle Parking Lot” but either way Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire‘s “auto” erotic (sorry, worse pun) tale definitely fits our criteria for Shit We Couldn’t Make Up.

UPDATE: The Braves have the best organist on the planet!

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47 | La-Russa-Palooza Circus Takes a Drunk Turn Major League A*Holes: The Show

Tony La Russa was charged with DUI the day BEFORE Sox announced him as their new manager  |  José Abreu earns AL MVP, just as we called it  |  Jon Lester got fired and bought Chicago a round of beers  |  December 2 may be a day that will live in infamy  |  AJ Hinch hiring ushers in a new era in Tigers history  |  A theory on why Rob Manfred failed to punish Justin Turner for his reckless behavior
  1. 47 | La-Russa-Palooza Circus Takes a Drunk Turn
  2. SPECIAL REPORT: White Sox Hire Tony La Russa. Seriously?
  3. 46 | A Fitting End to a Fucked Up Season
  4. 45 | White Sox Manager Search Devolves Into Madness!!
  5. 44 | Huge Decisions Facing Cubs/Sox/Tigers this Offseason