In a week bursting at the seams with assholish behavior, two dickheads stood above the rest. Mike Clevinger and Zack Plesac battled neck and neck all week, trying to be the bigger fuckface until we gave up and gave the award to both pieces of shit.

UPDATE: If ‘Clevinsac’ didn’t get it before, they certainly do now after their teammates voted them the fuck off the team Friday night.

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