In a week bursting at the seams with assholish behavior, two dickheads stood above the rest. Mike Clevinger and Zack Plesac battled neck and neck all week, trying to be the bigger fuckface until we gave up and gave the award to both pieces of shit.

UPDATE: If ‘Clevinsac’ didn’t get it before, they certainly do now after their teammates voted them the fuck off the team Friday night.

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51 | No Worries, Mate! Sox Sign Hendriks Major League A*Holes: The Show

White Sox continue to not fuck around and sign the best closer on the market  |  The market was better for Kyle Schwarber than anyone thought  |  Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade were greatly exaggerated  |  Jon "Boog" Sciambi becomes the new voice of the Cubs  |  Marcell Ozuna to the Giants?  |  Does anyone even bother listening to Rob Manfred anymore?  |  Asshole of the Week: first-time Hall of Fame voter makes it all about himself
  1. 51 | No Worries, Mate! Sox Sign Hendriks
  2. 50 | Asshole of the Year: Rob Manfred
  3. 49 | Winter Meetings (kinda? sorta?) Special
  4. 48 | Kasper the Friendly Host Goes BiSOXual
  5. 47 | La-Russa-Palooza Circus Takes a Drunk Turn