In a week bursting at the seams with assholish behavior, two dickheads stood above the rest. Mike Clevinger and Zack Plesac battled neck and neck all week, trying to be the bigger fuckface until we gave up and gave the award to both pieces of shit.

UPDATE: If ‘Clevinsac’ didn’t get it before, they certainly do now after their teammates voted them the fuck off the team Friday night.

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76 | DEADLINE SPECIAL: Premature Speculation Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Kris Bryant and Ryan Tepera for Joey Bart would serve the #SFGiants and #Cubs very well  |  #MLB's hypocrisy exposed once again as Javy Baez is fined for showing emotion on the field while MLB markets the shit out of it  |  Cubs maximize an asset and A's gain a legendary cult hero with Andrew Chafin trade  |  The Jesus Lizard shockingly dealt to Miami for expensive rental, Starling Marte  |  Dallas Keuchel struggles versus lefties has him feeling like he's pitching on Mars, but is that a bad thing?  |  Rick Hahn has #WhiteSox fans worried he's overplayed his hand being TOO patient waiting for the trade market to come to him while the supply of bullpen arms and middle infielders dwindles  |  Miguel Cabrera passes Barry Bonds on the all-time hits list and inches closer to 500 home runs  |  #Tigers Eric Haase and Akil Baddoo emerging as serious Rookie of the Year contenders at the expense of division rivals  |  If MLB is really worried about viewership numbers being down they could simply lift their fucking ridiculous blackout policy  |  Know your history, kids — comparing Shohei Ohtani and Babe Ruth is lazy and an injustice to both #CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor
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