To put José Abreu‘s massive week in perspective, not even a historic 13K, 1 BB, no-hitter thrown by hist teammate could wrest our Player of the Week honor from his immense grasp. His 7 home runs, 11 RBIs, .545 OBP, and whopping 1.579 OPS are numbers we may never see in a seven-day span again.
59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day! – Major League A*Holes: The Show
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