To put José Abreu‘s massive week in perspective, not even a historic 13K, 1 BB, no-hitter thrown by hist teammate could wrest our Player of the Week honor from his immense grasp. His 7 home runs, 11 RBIs, .545 OBP, and whopping 1.579 OPS are numbers we may never see in a seven-day span again.

51 | No Worries, Mate! Sox Sign Hendriks – Major League A*Holes: The Show
White Sox continue to not fuck around and sign the best closer on the market | The market was better for Kyle Schwarber than anyone thought | Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade were greatly exaggerated | Jon "Boog" Sciambi becomes the new voice of the Cubs | Marcell Ozuna to the Giants? | Does anyone even bother listening to Rob Manfred anymore? | Asshole of the Week: first-time Hall of Fame voter makes it all about himself