MLB announced that alcohol will be banned from their increasingly corporate Postseason Lockerroom Celebrations® as part of their COVID-19 protocols. While it’s a very understandable decision, it also shines a light on just how artificial and commercial those ‘parties’ have become. Also of note is alcohol has now received more severe punishment than any of the Houston Astros.

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59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day! Major League A*Holes: The Show

April Fool's hijinks and Opening Day roster surprises  |  Javy Baez is NOT Francisco Lindor just like Anthony Rizzo is NOT Paul Goldschmidt, so STOP fucking comparing them  |  Trying to stream Marquee Network is a completely FUBAR experience  |  NostraDumbass: Predictions for MVP, Cy Young, and ROY  |  Bad Tweets: Where are all the White Sox fans? #Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics #MLB #OpeningDay
  1. 59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day!
  2. 58 | White Sox NOT Completely Fucked by Eloy's Folly
  3. Fantasy Special '21
  4. 57 | Cubs/Sox Polar Opposite 5-Year Anniversaries
  5. 56 | Fans Back in the Fucking Stands!