Perhaps brought on by the demonic power of a mysterious golden chain bestowed upon him by best brethren Anthony Rizzo earlier in the day,, a hardly recognizable Kris Bryant committed his first sin on Earth Saturday night when he used profanity in a post-game interview.
When asked about the criticism he’s received on social media, the formerly pure Bryant erupted in an uncharacteristic furious rage.
I could go 4-for-4 and it’s not good enough for some people, so…I. Don’t. Give. A. Shit. How bout that?
Bryant 9:26
Woe unto thee, trolls. Woe unto thee.
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