Perhaps brought on by the demonic power of a mysterious golden chain bestowed upon him by best brethren Anthony Rizzo earlier in the day,, a hardly recognizable Kris Bryant committed his first sin on Earth Saturday night when he used profanity in a post-game interview.

When asked about the criticism he’s received on social media, the formerly pure Bryant erupted in an uncharacteristic furious rage.

I could go 4-for-4 and it’s not good enough for some people, so…I. Don’t. Give. A. Shit. How bout that?

Bryant 9:26

Woe unto thee, trolls. Woe unto thee.

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45 | White Sox Manager Search Devolves Into Madness!! Major League A*Holes: The Show

Renteria and Coop feel the Wrath of Hahn, chaos ensues  |  Tony La Russa? Are you fucking kidding me??  |  More manager candidates emerge with varying degrees of plausibility  |  Postseason Talk: Can we just get to a Rays/Braves World Series already?  |  Strip Club Knife Fight: hair metal band name or a night out with Tommy Pham?  |  Billy Beane applies Moneyball to European lawn sport
  1. 45 | White Sox Manager Search Devolves Into Madness!!
  2. 44 | Huge Decisions Facing Cubs/Sox/Tigers this Offseason
  3. 43 | Renteria Exposed as Sox Exit Postseason
  4. 42 | Chicago: From the Capital of Baseball to the Shitshow of Baseball
  5. 41 | Chicago is the Goddamn Capital of Baseball