The Cubs and White Sox took home plenty of Silver Sluggers, Gold Gloves, Ruby Slippers, or whatever other increasingly meaningless corporate awards MLB doles out these days. But as bloated and boring as award season has become, at least they got the AL MVP right when they gave it to Jose Abreu.

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69 | Sticky Fingers & Snapped Hamstrings Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Nick Madrigal is the latest to fall victim to Chicago's hamstring pandemic  |  Rivalry Weekend dominated by Sox/Giants  |  Did TLR break The Yerminator or was he just a flash in the pan?  |  Nothing but Smart Bombs and Wise Cracks for Patrick Wisdom  |  Brandon Crawford's lifetime of Gigantism  |  Sick or not, Jake Arrieta and his excuses sucked in SF  |  Cubs' Minister of Financial Propaganda Crane Kenney is a liar and an asshole  |  Sticky fingers and sticky balls are NOT anything like the steroids scandal  |  Insert obligatory Pirates joke here
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