The Cubs and White Sox took home plenty of Silver Sluggers, Gold Gloves, Ruby Slippers, or whatever other increasingly meaningless corporate awards MLB doles out these days. But as bloated and boring as award season has become, at least they got the AL MVP right when they gave it to Jose Abreu.

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59 | Happy Opening April Fool's Day! Major League A*Holes: The Show

April Fool's hijinks and Opening Day roster surprises  |  Javy Baez is NOT Francisco Lindor just like Anthony Rizzo is NOT Paul Goldschmidt, so STOP fucking comparing them  |  Trying to stream Marquee Network is a completely FUBAR experience  |  NostraDumbass: Predictions for MVP, Cy Young, and ROY  |  Bad Tweets: Where are all the White Sox fans? #Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics #MLB #OpeningDay
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