Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade last weekend were greatly exaggerated. It makes ZERO business (or baseball) sense for the Cubs to move Bryant at the absolute bottom of his value arc coming off such a shitty 2020 season. But if they do, you’ll know it’s only because Tom Ricketts is still giving the short-sighted mandate to further slash payroll.

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54 | Cubs' Offseason Cognitive Dissonance Major League A*Holes: The Show

2021 rules include 7-inning doubleheaders and runners on base in extra innings  |  Jake Arrieta nostalgic signing example of #Cubs' conflicted offseason planning  |  La Russa's top concern to remain 'Hall of Famer Baseball Person'  |  PECOTA projections send Twittersphere into tizzy  |  There are no bad 1-year deals for #Tigers #SFGiants  |  Bad Tweets: Nightengale/Heyman continue to set new standards for incompetence  |  ASKHOLE: What if #WhiteSox had moved to Tampa in 1990? When will Tigers return to glory?  | AOTW: Most despised teammates in baseball history
  1. 54 | Cubs' Offseason Cognitive Dissonance
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  3. 52 | North Side Crisis: Cub Nation in Turmoil
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