Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade last weekend were greatly exaggerated. It makes ZERO business (or baseball) sense for the Cubs to move Bryant at the absolute bottom of his value arc coming off such a shitty 2020 season. But if they do, you’ll know it’s only because Tom Ricketts is still giving the short-sighted mandate to further slash payroll.
#WhiteSox entertain us with bad defense, historic blown saves, bizarre lawsuits, and opponent's FCC violations | #Cubs take over our Shit We Couldn't Make Up segment with Nico getting injured by an ump and Frank's Wild Ride | #Tigers experiencing deja vu with two consecutive seasons off to shitty starts | #SFGiants ask the eternal question: Does a beard = a mustache? | No-No of the Week continues with #Angels rookie Reid Detmers WED: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.store/ REVOLUTION BREWING: https://revbrew.com/