Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade last weekend were greatly exaggerated. It makes ZERO business (or baseball) sense for the Cubs to move Bryant at the absolute bottom of his value arc coming off such a shitty 2020 season. But if they do, you’ll know it’s only because Tom Ricketts is still giving the short-sighted mandate to further slash payroll.

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64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Game strategy and rule book knowledge are no longer Tony La Russa's strengths  |  You can stop with the Kris Bryant/Sox trade rumors  |  Javy Baez needs to look in the mirror before attacking Amir Garrett  |  Cubs sweep the World Champs*  |  A very JOCular Asshole of the Week  |  Jesus Lizard just the latest MLB video game casualty  |  Miguel Cabrera is terrible, but he's NOT getting DFA'd  | Astros run to daddy Manfred for help
  1. 64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru
  2. 63 | Are the Giants for Fucking REAL?
  3. 62 | Fuckin' A's are MAGIC!
  4. 61 | RODóNONO!!!
  5. 60 | Welcome to IN THE HOLE!