Less than a month after telling everyone it would be “crazy” to try to start Spring Training or the 2021 season remotely close to the regularly scheduled timeframe, MLB owners sent their lapdog, Rob Manfred, to convey the complete opposite with his tail between his legs because they have no legal right to delay anything.

December 15, 2020:

To have 162 games and start spring training at the normal time without players being vaccinated, that’s just crazy.

Anonymous MLB Owner

January 11, 2020:

We are preparing for spring training to start on time in February and plan on a full 162-game season being played.

Three Anonymous MLB Owners

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