Less than a month after telling everyone it would be “crazy” to try to start Spring Training or the 2021 season remotely close to the regularly scheduled timeframe, MLB owners sent their lapdog, Rob Manfred, to convey the complete opposite with his tail between his legs because they have no legal right to delay anything.

December 15, 2020:

To have 162 games and start spring training at the normal time without players being vaccinated, that’s just crazy.

Anonymous MLB Owner

January 11, 2020:

We are preparing for spring training to start on time in February and plan on a full 162-game season being played.

Three Anonymous MLB Owners

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75 | Hottest Team in Baseball? Your Detroit Fucking Tigers! Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

The #Tigers are *arguably* the HOTTEST team in baseball since the All-Star break  |  Could Jonathan Schoop and Jose Cisnero be on the move from Motown to the Southside?  |  Stellar #WhiteSox vs. #Brewers pitching matchups could be a #WorldSeries preview |  More minor league drama for Yermin Mercedes and Eloy Jiménez  |  Lance Lynn, Sox consummate budding relationship with 2-year, $38M extension  |  Kris Bryant's "fatigued" hamstring awakens in time to squash tired injury narrative for the #Cubs just before the trade deadline  |  Potential Craig Kimbrel trade partners list grows  |  A disinterested Anthony Rizzo might get a wakeup call in Boston or New York  |  Despite criticism, Javy Baez is still among MLB elite  |  #SFGiants remain #ResilientSF despite limited expectations  |  It's officially time for the #Athletics and the City of Oakland to break the fuck up  |  Sticky Fingers Sticky Balls cliffhanger resolved in very predictable fashion  |  Does Bob Nightengale have some sort of cognitive disability we probably shouldn't be making fun of any more?  |  Mysterious sponsor patch appears on #MLB umpires' uniforms  |  ASSTHETICS: Even Cleveland seemed embarrassed by the release of their boring new name and amateurish logo set #CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor
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