This year’s PECOTA projections sent Chicago into a state of panic when all the mysterious math, arcane algorithms, and curious calculations added up to the Cubs finishing with two more wins than the White Sox.

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64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Game strategy and rule book knowledge are no longer Tony La Russa's strengths  |  You can stop with the Kris Bryant/Sox trade rumors  |  Javy Baez needs to look in the mirror before attacking Amir Garrett  |  Cubs sweep the World Champs*  |  A very JOCular Asshole of the Week  |  Jesus Lizard just the latest MLB video game casualty  |  Miguel Cabrera is terrible, but he's NOT getting DFA'd  | Astros run to daddy Manfred for help
  1. 64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru
  2. 63 | Are the Giants for Fucking REAL?
  3. 62 | Fuckin' A's are MAGIC!
  4. 61 | RODóNONO!!!
  5. 60 | Welcome to IN THE HOLE!