With 3,000 hits and 500 home runs within sight, Miguel Cabrera is poised to enter one of the most exclusive clubs in the history of baseball. But his long slide into mediocrity, a team not yet ready to contend, and limited attendance will make the celebration a shadow of what the Tigers envisioned when they gave him an 8-year $248M extension in 2014.

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65 | Vegas Baby! Uprooted In Oakland Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Shit Show 2.1: Great, now the Millionaires and Billionaires are suing each other  | Chicago boosts stadium capacity to 60%  |  White Sox rise to the top of MLB  |  Questions remain about Giants' hot start  |  In a standoff with no heroes, the City of Oakland stands out as our Asshole of the Week  |  War of '84: Cubs vs. Tigers battle of baseball mediocrity  |  NY Mess: Raccoon vs. Rat  |  Ryno is on the weed?  | Mr. October is our newest fan!  |  MLB Food Fight fucked everything up
  1. 65 | Vegas Baby! Uprooted In Oakland
  2. 64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru
  3. 63 | Are the Giants for Fucking REAL?
  4. 62 | Fuckin' A's are MAGIC!
  5. 61 | RODóNONO!!!