While most MLB teams have announced stadiums will be open for fans at reduced capacities, the Texas Rangers have announced they will have 100% capacity at their home opener like a bunch of swaggering dickheads. But their false bravado fades quickly as they will reduce capacity for all following games. So is it fucking safe or not, Texas?

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65 | Vegas Baby! Uprooted In Oakland Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Shit Show 2.1: Great, now the Millionaires and Billionaires are suing each other  | Chicago boosts stadium capacity to 60%  |  White Sox rise to the top of MLB  |  Questions remain about Giants' hot start  |  In a standoff with no heroes, the City of Oakland stands out as our Asshole of the Week  |  War of '84: Cubs vs. Tigers battle of baseball mediocrity  |  NY Mess: Raccoon vs. Rat  |  Ryno is on the weed?  | Mr. October is our newest fan!  |  MLB Food Fight fucked everything up
  1. 65 | Vegas Baby! Uprooted In Oakland
  2. 64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru
  3. 63 | Are the Giants for Fucking REAL?
  4. 62 | Fuckin' A's are MAGIC!
  5. 61 | RODóNONO!!!