While most MLB teams have announced stadiums will be open for fans at reduced capacities, the Texas Rangers have announced they will have 100% capacity at their home opener like a bunch of swaggering dickheads. But their false bravado fades quickly as they will reduce capacity for all following games. So is it fucking safe or not, Texas?

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71 | MLB The Peep Show '21 Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

After just two days MLB's misguided and reactionary 'sticky stuff' enforcement policy has predictably devolved into an embarrassing train wreck  |  An unwitting Ben Zobrist is making headlines once again after filing suit against his pastor for banging his wife  |  White Sox' pen not as mighty as their words  |  Javier Báez getting benched might be the best thing that could've happened for him  |  We announce your 2021 Major League A*Holes All-Stat Team #CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor
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