While most MLB teams have announced stadiums will be open for fans at reduced capacities, the Texas Rangers have announced they will have 100% capacity at their home opener like a bunch of swaggering dickheads. But their false bravado fades quickly as they will reduce capacity for all following games. So is it fucking safe or not, Texas?
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