The galaxy is under attack by the ruthless Commissioner Palpatine (a.k.a. Rob Manfred). Evil is everywhere. In a fiendish move, the commissioner has held hostage the Universal DH as a collective bargaining chip against the Players Union, endangering every pitcher in the National League and almost destroying the season of Cubs ace, Kyle Hendricks before it even began.
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