The galaxy is under attack by the ruthless Commissioner Palpatine (a.k.a. Rob Manfred). Evil is everywhere. In a fiendish move, the commissioner has held hostage the Universal DH as a collective bargaining chip against the Players Union, endangering every pitcher in the National League and almost destroying the season of Cubs ace, Kyle Hendricks before it even began.
Big news for the podcast as we unveil a new name and launch a goddamn t-shirt shop | #SFGiants seize control of the A*Hole standing as the only team above .500 | At least the #Cubs futility brings some clarity | #WhiteSox storylines are abundant | Miggy's iconic Opening Day blast and Baddoo's breakout mark fleeting fun start to #Tigers season | #Athletics dismal start compounded by major injuries | Bizarre Boston/Nike unis harbinger of strange looks to come in Chicago | Trevor Bauer's sticky balls are the talk of the town — just the way he likes it | Even the #Mets disapprove of their bullshit walk-off win | Asshole of the Week: Chris Young