The galaxy is under attack by the ruthless Commissioner Palpatine (a.k.a. Rob Manfred). Evil is everywhere. In a fiendish move, the commissioner has held hostage the Universal DH as a collective bargaining chip against the Players Union, endangering every pitcher in the National League and almost destroying the season of Cubs ace, Kyle Hendricks before it even began.
Nick Madrigal is the latest to fall victim to Chicago's hamstring pandemic | Rivalry Weekend dominated by Sox/Giants | Did TLR break The Yerminator or was he just a flash in the pan? | Nothing but Smart Bombs and Wise Cracks for Patrick Wisdom | Brandon Crawford's lifetime of Gigantism | Sick or not, Jake Arrieta and his excuses sucked in SF | Cubs' Minister of Financial Propaganda Crane Kenney is a liar and an asshole | Sticky fingers and sticky balls are NOT anything like the steroids scandal | Insert obligatory Pirates joke here