The galaxy is under attack by the ruthless Commissioner Palpatine (a.k.a. Rob Manfred). Evil is everywhere. In a fiendish move, the commissioner has held hostage the Universal DH as a collective bargaining chip against the Players Union, endangering every pitcher in the National League and almost destroying the season of Cubs ace, Kyle Hendricks before it even began.
Shit Show 2.1: Great, now the Millionaires and Billionaires are suing each other | Chicago boosts stadium capacity to 60% | White Sox rise to the top of MLB | Questions remain about Giants' hot start | In a standoff with no heroes, the City of Oakland stands out as our Asshole of the Week | War of '84: Cubs vs. Tigers battle of baseball mediocrity | NY Mess: Raccoon vs. Rat | Ryno is on the weed? | Mr. October is our newest fan! | MLB Food Fight fucked everything up