During his Baseball Tonight podcast this week, Robert Stanbury “Buster” Olney III, former Vermont dairy farmer and current Senior Baseball Writer for ESPN revealed he is in desperate need of help dethatching a massive pubic thicket that has engulfed his nether regions. He then raised a pinky finger to the side of his mouth and exclaimed “There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.”
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126 | Detroit Rocked by Brutal Series of Injuries – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
Just as the #Tigers completed their first winning month since Sept 2021, their best pitcher and position player, Eduardo Rodriguez and Riley Greene, go down with significant injuries in a 16-hour span | "Controlling The Strike Zone" is now a cliché much easier said than done, but Detroit certainly did on both sides of the ball against the #WhiteSox | How long can the Sox keep a struggling Lance Lynn in the rotation? | Rick Hahn doesn't make difficult decisions on major holidays like Memorial Day when he can push them off to the Fourth of July | #Cubs fans hold their collective breath as Justin Steele's elbow may have just melted down before their eyes | Embarrassing Billy Williams' bobblehead giveaway fiasco "shouldn't have happened." No shit | #SFGiants find themselves at a familiar .500 | Billionaire #Athletics owner John Fisher won't even show up to first formal proposal begging Nevada taxpayers for $400M | Zack Short is an improbable, yet very deserving Badass of the Week | Detroit's sacred jersey "desecrated" by a corporate sponsor is much ado over nothing, but will Chicago teams share the same fate? WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/