Like a real Woodward or Bernstein, our intrepid investigative journalist, Peter M. Verniere unearthed the truth about expanded attendance caps at Wrigley Field and Sox Park by exposing the lazy math and bad reporting of crusty Chicago scribes like Bruce Levine.
Intentional or not, the racial undertones in Josh Donaldson's "What's up, Jackie?" comments toward Tim Anderson make him an obvious choice for Asshole of the Week with dishonorable mentions going out to outright racist #Yankees fans as well as an absolutely spineless Rob Manfred | #WhiteSox reliever Joe Kelly doesn't play by FCC rules but nailed his assessment of Donalson as a "douche" to win our Anti-Hero of the Week presented by Revolution Brewing | Oh yeah, the #Cubs are headed to the Southside for the conclusion of most lackluster Crosstown Series in years | "Schwisdon Industries" is a far cry from "Bryzzo Souvenir Co." but it's all Cubs fans have got these days | Marquee Network censors exposed Cubs thin skin and paranoia typical of state-run media | We steal other podcasts' mail and answer the question: Is Miguel Cabrera the #Tigers best hitter? |Tarik Skubal is too damn good not to have a nickname | #MLB's Top Prospect, Riley Greene is on the verge of his debut in Detroit, and not a moment too soon | Joc Pederson is carrying the #SFGiants' offense | Not sure if Frankie "The Bird" Montas has the right ring to it | NEW SEGMENT ALERT! Power Rankings: Fan Cost Index WED: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.store/ REVOLUTION BREWING: https://revbrew.com/