Like Don Quixote and his irrational battle with windmills, Eloy Jiménez seems to have a similar futile vendetta against outfield walls. While Eloy has inevitably lost yet another round to his inanimate foe, the White Sox have plenty of options to fill the void, both internally and outside the organization if necessary.
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