The Easts
Like watching a battalion of pinstriped stormtroopers advancing across a smoldering, barren landscape to the tune of the ominous Imperial March, the boring American League East will trudge along to its inevitable conclusion with the hated Yankees on top. But the NL East couldn’t be more interesting with four (or potentially all FIVE?) clubs with a legitimate shot at the division title.

The Centrals
Maybe it’s just our Midwest bias rearing its ugly head, but we think the NL Central division race will be a lot more interesting than most #MLB gasbags have predicted. Meanwhile, we agree the White Sox will finally win their first division title since 2008.

The Wests
As the old cliché lamely goes, “the West is the best” in the National League as the Dodgers and Padres are the clear top contenders to win the pennant. But the AL is riddled with question marks aside from Oakland’s finely-tuned, 97-win a year green machine.

The Playoffs
For the second year in a row, we both predict the White Sox will win the pennant, but for the second year in a row, we disagree if they will actually win it all.

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125 | When .500 Feels Like a Major Feat Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

#SFGiants flirt with .500 while Michael Conforto is a man on fire | The Miguel Cabrera situation is only going to get more awkward as the 2nd place #Tigers remain in contention | For what it's worth, Jed Hoyer takes blame for #Cubs bad bullpen | With 9 HRs in 12 games and 5 in the last 5, Christopher Morel obliterates the field to earn Badass of the Week | #WhiteSox feast on AL Central foes and finally start to look like division contenders | Tom Hamilton earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor for calling out Tim Anderson while ignoring the #Guardians' own SS deficiencies | #Athletics making the wrong kind of history on and off the field | No bird is safe in any #MLB ballpark these days | ASSTHETICS: #Orioles underwhelm with derivative and boring Nike City Connect uniforms WEB: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://majorleagueaholes.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOP: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://assthetics.shop/
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