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Everyone knows Tony is overrated, but only South Siders say it out loud.

Leading off is our ASSFACE of the FRANCHISE t-shirt collection that boldly says what everyone else is scared to. Taking shots at the biggest names in baseball, these 100% cotton, classic tees in your team’s colors are perfect for road games to piss off everyone at your rival’s ballpark.

Four consecutive seasons with 20-or-more wins and the best nickname in sports history = BADASS.

If blatant antagonism isn’t your game, our BADASS collection celebrates the coolest legends of the game on premium 100% soft cotton tees in a variety of retro color options.