Cubs streamers won’t find the elusive Marquee Network on Hulu this year as they did in 2020. How about YouTube TV? Fuck no. So with the most popular services crossed off the list, little-known fuboTV will try to fill the void “in the coming weeks” as this season or Marquee Network Drama rolls on without the growing throng of cord-cutters.

UPDATE: Marquee Network finally became available on fuboTV TODAY, but those first five games didn’t really matter, right?

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