Whether this is Anthony Rizzo‘s last season in Chicago or not, comparing his production and contract situation to Paul Goldschmidt is disingenuous and ignorant. But that didn’t stop meatheads like David Kaplan and muckrakers like Gordon Wittenmyer from manufacturing outrage and throwing out ridiculous claims of ‘low-balling by the Cubs.

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125 | When .500 Feels Like a Major Feat Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

#SFGiants flirt with .500 while Michael Conforto is a man on fire | The Miguel Cabrera situation is only going to get more awkward as the 2nd place #Tigers remain in contention | For what it's worth, Jed Hoyer takes blame for #Cubs bad bullpen | With 9 HRs in 12 games and 5 in the last 5, Christopher Morel obliterates the field to earn Badass of the Week | #WhiteSox feast on AL Central foes and finally start to look like division contenders | Tom Hamilton earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor for calling out Tim Anderson while ignoring the #Guardians' own SS deficiencies | #Athletics making the wrong kind of history on and off the field | No bird is safe in any #MLB ballpark these days | ASSTHETICS: #Orioles underwhelm with derivative and boring Nike City Connect uniforms WEB: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://majorleagueaholes.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOP: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://assthetics.shop/
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