After an off-season full of mixed messages and confusion about the direction of the franchise, the #Cubs shitty start — mostly due to historically bad offensive production — has at least shown they will NOT be contending for the mediocre NL Central and will be sellers of their myriad assets at the trade deadline. The best fans can hope for is decent starts from Kris Bryant and Craig Kimbrel will continue, thus raising their marginal trade value.
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126 | Brutal Series of Injuries Shock (then Aftershock) Detroit – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
Just as the #Tigers completed their first winning month since Sept 2021, their best pitcher and position player, Eduardo Rodriguez and Riley Greene, go down with significant injuries in a 16-hour span | "Controlling The Strike Zone" is now a cliché much easier said than done, but Detroit certainly did on both sides of the ball against the #WhiteSox | How long can the Sox keep a struggling Lance Lynn in the rotation? | Rick Hahn doesn't make difficult decisions on major holidays like Memorial Day when he can push them off to the Fourth of July | #Cubs fans hold their collective breath as Justin Steele's elbow may have just melted down before their eyes | Embarrassing Billy Williams' bobblehead giveaway fiasco "shouldn't have happened." No shit | #SFGiants find themselves at a familiar .500 | Billionaire #Athletics owner John Fisher won't even show up to first formal proposal begging Nevada taxpayers for $400M | Zack Short is an improbable, yet very deserving Badass of the Week | Detroit's sacred jersey "desecrated" by a corporate sponsor is much ado over nothing, but will Chicago teams share the same fate? WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/