After an off-season full of mixed messages and confusion about the direction of the franchise, the #Cubs shitty start — mostly due to historically bad offensive production — has at least shown they will NOT be contending for the mediocre NL Central and will be sellers of their myriad assets at the trade deadline. The best fans can hope for is decent starts from Kris Bryant and Craig Kimbrel will continue, thus raising their marginal trade value. 

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64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

Game strategy and rule book knowledge are no longer Tony La Russa's strengths  |  You can stop with the Kris Bryant/Sox trade rumors  |  Javy Baez needs to look in the mirror before attacking Amir Garrett  |  Cubs sweep the World Champs*  |  A very JOCular Asshole of the Week  |  Jesus Lizard just the latest MLB video game casualty  |  Miguel Cabrera is terrible, but he's NOT getting DFA'd  | Astros run to daddy Manfred for help
  1. 64 | Ignorance No Defense for Sleepy La Ru
  2. 63 | Are the Giants for Fucking REAL?
  3. 62 | Fuckin' A's are MAGIC!
  4. 61 | RODóNONO!!!
  5. 60 | Welcome to IN THE HOLE!