We Are Assholes

Kris Bryant and Ryan Tepera for Joey Bart would serve the #SFGiants and #Cubs very well  |  #MLB's hypocrisy exposed once again as Javy Baez is fined for showing emotion on the field while MLB markets the shit out of it  |  Cubs maximize an asset and A's gain a legendary cult hero with Andrew Chafin trade  |  The Jesus Lizard shockingly dealt to Miami for expensive rental, Starling Marte  |  Dallas Keuchel struggles versus lefties has him feeling like he's pitching on Mars, but is that a bad thing?  |  Rick Hahn has #WhiteSox fans worried he's overplayed his hand being TOO patient waiting for the trade market to come to him while the supply of bullpen arms and middle infielders dwindles  |  Miguel Cabrera passes Barry Bonds on the all-time hits list and inches closer to 500 home runs  |  #Tigers Eric Haase and Akil Baddoo emerging as serious Rookie of the Year contenders at the expense of division rivals  |  If MLB is really worried about viewership numbers being down they could simply lift their fucking ridiculous blackout policy  |  Know your history, kids — comparing Shohei Ohtani and Babe Ruth is lazy and an injustice to both #CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor