Unable to cope with the torrential shitstorm of abuse raining down on them, the ASStros are trying to hide behind daddy’s pantleg for refuge as they appeal to the Commissioner’s office to try to stop opposing fans from hurting their feelings. #MakeItMajor
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125 | When .500 Feels Like a Major Feat – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
#SFGiants flirt with .500 while Michael Conforto is a man on fire | The Miguel Cabrera situation is only going to get more awkward as the 2nd place #Tigers remain in contention | For what it's worth, Jed Hoyer takes blame for #Cubs bad bullpen | With 9 HRs in 12 games and 5 in the last 5, Christopher Morel obliterates the field to earn Badass of the Week | #WhiteSox feast on AL Central foes and finally start to look like division contenders | Tom Hamilton earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor for calling out Tim Anderson while ignoring the #Guardians' own SS deficiencies | #Athletics making the wrong kind of history on and off the field | No bird is safe in any #MLB ballpark these days | ASSTHETICS: #Orioles underwhelm with derivative and boring Nike City Connect uniforms WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/