Snake Jumps Shark

Liam Hendriks’ potty mouth was the highlight of a mediocre #ASG  |  ASKHOLE: Why the fuck do the #WhiteSox have Eloy Jimenez in left field?  |  Pete’s Twitter War: There’s NO comparison between Leury Garcia and Trevor Story  |  Shohei Ohtani was slightly disappointing but the Home Run Derby was definitely not  |  The future is bright for the #Cubs and #Tigers if the Futures Game is any indication  |  Willson Contreras exposed a completely fractured Cubs clubhouse  |  Crafty Al Avila shocked the world by drafting not one, but TWO #MLB Pipeline Top 10 prospects with RHPs Jackson Jobe and Ty Madden  |  Rob Manfred tried to use his All-Star bully pulpit to strong-arm Oakland into giving the #Athletcis a new stadium  |  No more shifts, 7-inning doubleheaders, or Manfred Men on 2B in extras if Rob has his way in 2022  |  ASSTHETICS: Homogeneous uniforms ruin one of the coolest things about the ASG  |  Asshole(s) of the Week: Cowardly Houston Astros make up lame excuses why they couldn’t face the heat in Denver  |  Sticky Fingers Sticky Balls: The suspense is killing us (and Hector Santiago) #CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor