MLB is obviously struggling to perform basic functions these days, so we thought we’d take All-Star voting off their plate. We used a player pool of the five teams we cover regularly to name the best player(s) at each position to create the 2021 MLA All-Star Team. You’re welcome.

Our typical spat over who is the better Chicago first baseman is rendered moot by the #Athletics’ Matt Olson and prodigious production. #ASG

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91 | Jon Lester's Championship Legacy Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

The $hit$how To End All  $hit$hows enters its eighth week as the owners' Lockout shows no sign of ending soon  |  Eight potential trade targets to solve the #WhiteSox 2B issue  |  Will Jon Lester go into the Hall of Fame with a #RedSox or #Cubs logo on his plaque?  |  Every writer who voted for David Ortiz but not Barry Bonds earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor
  1. 91 | Jon Lester's Championship Legacy
  2. 90 | 2021 Asshole of the Year
  3. 89 | Congrats, Owners —  You Got Your Fucking Lockout
  4. 88 | Tigers are DOMINATING the Off-Season
  5. 87 | Post-Postseason News Explosion!