MLB is obviously struggling to perform basic functions these days, so we thought we’d take All-Star voting off their plate. We used a player pool of the five teams we cover regularly to name the best player(s) at each position to create the 2021 MLA All-Star Team. You’re welcome.

How about we not complicate things unnecessarily and just make the Cubs’ Kris Bryant the pick, okay? But really, what the fuck is up with the White Sox’ Yoan Moncada? #ASG

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101 | Is One Month Time for Panic or Patience? Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

#WhiteSox entertain us with bad defense, historic blown saves, bizarre lawsuits, and opponent's FCC violations  |  #Cubs take over our Shit We Couldn't Make Up segment with Nico getting injured by an ump and Frank's Wild Ride  |  #Tigers experiencing deja vu with two consecutive seasons off to shitty starts  |  #SFGiants ask the eternal question: Does a beard = a mustache? |  No-No of the Week continues with #Angels rookie Reid Detmers WED: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.store/ REVOLUTION BREWING: https://revbrew.com/
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