MLB is obviously struggling to perform basic functions these days, so we thought we’d take All-Star voting off their plate. We used a player pool of the five teams we cover regularly to name the best player(s) at each position to create the 2021 MLA All-Star Team. You’re welcome.

How about we not complicate things unnecessarily and just make the Cubs’ Kris Bryant the pick, okay? But really, what the fuck is up with the White Sox’ Yoan Moncada? #ASG

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