MLB is obviously struggling to perform basic functions these days, so we thought we’d take All-Star voting off their plate. We used a player pool of the five teams we cover regularly to name the best player(s) at each position to create the 2021 MLA All-Star Team. You’re welcome.

While Chicago shortstops would’ve been expected to battle for the starting role, but Brandon Crawford‘s resurgent performance in SF thus far is too impressive to be denied. #ASG

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115 | Off-Season To-Do Lists Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

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