MLB is obviously struggling to perform basic functions these days, so we thought we’d take All-Star voting off their plate. We used a player pool of the five teams we cover regularly to name the best player(s) at each position to create the 2021 MLA All-Star Team. You’re welcome.
With a no-hitter on his 2021 resume, the White Sox’ Carlos Rodón barely edged out the Giants’ Kevin Gausman for the top spot in an absolutely LOADED rotation rounded out with the Sox’ Lance Lynn, Cubs’ Kyle Hendricks, and the A’s Sean Manaea. #ASG
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126 | Detroit Rocked by Brutal Series of Injuries – Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE
Just as the #Tigers completed their first winning month since Sept 2021, their best pitcher and position player, Eduardo Rodriguez and Riley Greene, go down with significant injuries in a 16-hour span | "Controlling The Strike Zone" is now a cliché much easier said than done, but Detroit certainly did on both sides of the ball against the #WhiteSox | How long can the Sox keep a struggling Lance Lynn in the rotation? | Rick Hahn doesn't make difficult decisions on major holidays like Memorial Day when he can push them off to the Fourth of July | #Cubs fans hold their collective breath as Justin Steele's elbow may have just melted down before their eyes | Embarrassing Billy Williams' bobblehead giveaway fiasco "shouldn't have happened." No shit | #SFGiants find themselves at a familiar .500 | Billionaire #Athletics owner John Fisher won't even show up to first formal proposal begging Nevada taxpayers for $400M | Zack Short is an improbable, yet very deserving Badass of the Week | Detroit's sacred jersey "desecrated" by a corporate sponsor is much ado over nothing, but will Chicago teams share the same fate? WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/