Not only is the new Cleveland Guardians identity boring, lame, and poorly executed, but it was also RIPPED OFF from an amateur roller derby team! Not properly vetting the new name and then throwing a few dollars on the ground at the last minute to make them go away makes the franchise valued at over $1.1 BILLION look like a bunch of assholes.
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