As your inboxes and social media channels are bombarded by glad tidings of corporate bullshit from every Major League ballclub this holiday lockout season, just remember the owners of those money-making behemoths chose to take baseball away from all of us on December 2nd and gravely endanger the future of the game we all love.

Here’s a reposting of our last discussions of how and why the $hit$how To End All $hit$hows went down.


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118 | WBC Beats Fake Baseball Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE

The #WorldBaseballClassic brings a refreshing and merciful end to a long offseason  |  Despite spending over $300M on more free agents than anyone in MLB this offseason, the #Cubs are confusing activity with accomplishment  |  After 31 years and almost $1 BILLION in contracts signed and unsigned, the Carlos Correa Saga reached a dramatic conclusion  |  Scott Harris and the #Tigers are making significant changes on the field, off the field, and even TO the field for 2023  | BONUS: Name Smitty's fantasy team! WEB: https://majorleagueaholes.com/ SHOP: https://assthetics.shop/
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