Like Jesus ascending into Heaven from the Mount of Olives, former Cubs messiah, Kris Bryant has ascended into the Rockies on a mountain of cash… which obviously means more to him than winning.
‘Christ’ Bryant Ascends Cash Mountain
Like Jesus ascending into Heaven from the Mount of Olives, former Cubs messiah, Kris Bryant has ascended into the Rockies on a mountain of cash… which obviously means more to him than winning.
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